D!ck size & women's preferences.....
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2001 1:14 pm
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a
five-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only."
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they
decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy,
explains to them how it works.
"We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you
find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy
to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's
inside."
They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads,
"All the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh
and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here have
it long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough, so the
friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor, where the sign reads, "All the
men here have it short and thick." They still want to do
better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left,
they continued up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here
have it long and thick." The women get all excited and are
going in when they realize that there is still one floor
left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to
the fifth floor.
On the fifth floor, they find a sign that reads, "There are
no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there
is no way to please a woman."
five-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only."
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they
decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy,
explains to them how it works.
"We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you
find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy
to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's
inside."
They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads,
"All the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh
and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here have
it long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough, so the
friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor, where the sign reads, "All the
men here have it short and thick." They still want to do
better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left,
they continued up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here
have it long and thick." The women get all excited and are
going in when they realize that there is still one floor
left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to
the fifth floor.
On the fifth floor, they find a sign that reads, "There are
no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there
is no way to please a woman."
I was ready to tell you what I liked..oh well.
It's like the saying.."more than a handful is a waste" or "more than a mouthful is hard to swallow"