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Men

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 9:45 pm
by pmsngun
Do you know why men snore when they sleep on their backs? It's because their b---s fall over their a--h--e and cause vapor lock.

Lmao I'm sorry, really I am hahaha :rotfl: :D

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 9:48 pm
by Noevo
:rotfl:

too funny :D

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 9:50 pm
by TonyT
geez, you go off & disappear for a couple months and then come back here and dump on us men........gee wiz.

now......why do dogs lick their ba***?


Because they can! (all men secretly wish that they were dogs sometimes)

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 9:54 pm
by kitten
Thats a good one pmsn :rotfl:

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 10:02 pm
by BMED
That's why I sleep hanging from the ceiling, like a bat! Too funny! :rotfl:

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 10:04 pm
by Noevo
Originally posted by BMED
That's why I sleep hanging from the ceiling, like a bat! Too funny! :rotfl:
uh yeah, thanks for the vision of a twisted missle toe :)



:rotfl:

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 10:12 pm
by BMED
Originally posted by Noevo


uh yeah, thanks for the vision of a twisted missle toe :)



:rotfl:
:rotfl: :sleep: :rotfl:

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 10:15 pm
by wee96
pathetic...

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 10:21 pm
by mikemean
Originally posted by wee96
pathetic...
nevermind

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 8:34 am
by HalfLifer
Originally posted by wee96
pathetic...
:confused: lol

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 8:41 am
by ghost
Originally posted by wee96
pathetic...
I agree. You certainly are, you little ball licker.

Remember when I told you to fvck off? I meant it.

Re: Men

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 10:36 am
by blebs
Originally posted by pmsngun
Do you know why men snore when they sleep on their backs? It's because their b---s fall over their a--h--e and cause vapor lock.

Lmao I'm sorry, really I am hahaha :rotfl: :D
Is someone feeling a bit frisky today? :p

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 11:19 am
by wee96
Try me my friend, just try me...i'd beat you senseless.

Originally posted by ghost

I agree. You certainly are, you little ball licker.

Remember when I told you to fvck off? I meant it.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 11:25 am
by mountainman
Originally posted by TonyT
now......why do dogs lick their ba***?


Because they can! (all men secretly wish that they were dogs sometimes)
and........I think that everyone thinks that when dogs lick them, they are giving them kisses. Nah, I think they dogs lick people so they can get that taste of a** out of their mouth.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 11:45 am
by wee96
Do something about pissy boy then, said nothing to him, only explained what would happen.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 12:22 pm
by ghost
Originally posted by wee96
Try me my friend, just try me...i'd beat you senseless.
I'm going to get you.

Here's what I'm going to do:

I'm going to get a big custard pie, hide around the corner where you live, and hit you with it when you walk by. Boy, will you be embarrassed. That'll teach you. Maybe some cute girl will be around to see it, and then she won't want to kiss you because she doesn't want to be seen with a guy who has pie all over him.

Ha, so there.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 12:28 pm
by CiscoKid
Wee96, please end your argument! pmsngun is a very well respected member of SG, unless you have been here longer than she has, which I doubt, you had NO right for your "pathetic" statement. No one else has had a problem with the original post, I, for one, thought it was hillariouse!

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Ghost, just bruatally attack him over ICQ/AIM/PM

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 12:46 pm
by Gaming-Module
Originally posted by wee96
pathetic...
Wow, I never would have thought you could see your tool past that gut of yours.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 12:47 pm
by ghost
Originally posted by CiscoCert
Wee96, please end your argument! pmsngun is a very well respected member of SG, unless you have been here longer than she has, which I doubt, you had NO right for your "pathetic" statement. No one else has had a problem with the original post, I, for one, thought it was hillariouse!

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Ghost, just bruatally attack him over ICQ/AIM/PM
Naw, I just posted what I was going to do. Give him the pie treatment, that will be awful. That'll teach him. Ha!

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 12:48 pm
by Gaming-Module
Originally posted by wee96
Try me my friend, just try me...i'd beat you senseless.


What are you gonna do? Tug on your spaghetti straps and get your size forty panties in a wad.

Please...

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 1:02 pm
by pmsngun
Gee I'm really sorry wee that you didn't enjoy the joke, maybe I can do better for you later on, it looks like you are having a really bad week .
But really pathetic wasn't what I think of when I read this , actually I thought it was hilarious, but then maybe I'm twisted lmao.
Any way have abetter week!!!!!!
Thanks CiscoCert!!!!!!!!!! :D

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 1:24 pm
by HalfLifer
Eh, lets stop knocking Wee, or Ill get into this :mad:

He's having a bad week, so excuse what he said...

ghost you seem to flame him every chance you get, so how about stopping that?

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 4:17 pm
by Gaming-Module
Originally posted by HalfLifer
Eh, lets stop knocking Wee, or Ill get into this :mad:

He's having a bad week, so excuse what he said...

ghost you seem to flame him every chance you get, so how about stopping that?
That's real nice dude. But when you have a bad week, the grown up thing to do is to "not" take it out on people on a message board.

But I guess age doesn't always equate to maturity.