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Somali Cruises....go help kill pirates!
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:30 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:45 pm
by Dan
sign me up !
sounds great !

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:31 pm
by Humboldt
How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.
Warped fun, but hell, if I had money to burn...
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:33 pm
by Humboldt
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:34 am
by blebs
Biased as usual.

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:17 am
by YeOldeStonecat
LOL dangit! This one actually seemed possible...so I didn't bother snoping it
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:35 am
by twwabw
Buwwahhhahahaha..... too bad it's fake- just what they deserve. Funny though- I liked this:
"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."
LOL
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:37 am
by YARDofSTUF
Would be one way to deter pirate attacks! lol
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:03 am
by Sava700
They didn't offer up too many weapons of choice... I was hoping for some guided torpedo's. I'm guessing they let the kids operate water cannons?
The ads on that page look odd.. they point to some strange php file.. I suggest you avoid

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:33 am
by blebs
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I want to try a Phosphorous Missle.
Substitute Tank for Somalia Pirate Vessel.
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:37 am
by Mad_Haggis
I was really into it, especially when they say they don't refund "Minigun!!!" ammo.
Good idea though. SG reunion cruise anyone?