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Time to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Please feel free to take a shot at me. Insults welcome.

I only have ONE (1) "juan" "wan" caveat. Leave my animals out of the equation. Insult, or otherwise take a swipe at my dog and I'll ask a mod delete the thread.

Otherwise, I'm yer bitch.

Enjoy.

BTW, I will respond.

Kiss me. Kiss me long and kiss me hard.

*Removed*

Sounds like you've got something to prove, or perhaps a masochistic tendancy.
Either way, not interested.

JAFO wrote:Sounds like you've got something to prove, or perhaps a masochistic tendancy.
Either way, not interested.

Wuss

brembo wrote:Wuss

I am rubber and you are glue.

JAFO wrote:I am rubber and you are glue.

I can offer empirical evidence that...that is not true.

Spell check me again bitch and we'll go round and round.

Plummed

You are the suck at this game.

Brembo word of the day:

HAZE - a contraction.

Usage: "Is Brembo smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

Well, as much fun as this could be, I've got cold beer and loud music waiting on me. Enjoy your "look at how badass I am" thread.

Ah yes.

C'mon y'all, Make it sting. Daddy wants a hurt.

p.s.

Ain't cuttin it so far. Did all y'alls mommies let ya stay up this late?

Seeing your "riding leathers" included a ball gag and cheekless pants was quite disturbing, I never asked for any pictures at all. I guess when you ride a British bike you can't go fast enough to worry about road rash and are too embarrassed to talk about it.

De Plano wrote:Seeing your "riding leathers" included a ball gag and cheekless pants was quite disturbing, I never asked for any pictures at all. I guess when you ride a British bike you can't go fast enough to worry about road rash and are too embarrassed to talk about it.

mmmm, fair

try again

Also I don't think this is the place to solicit "a piece of this" even if you are giving it away

De Plano wrote:Also I don't think this is the place to solicit "a piece of this" even if you are giving it away

You cut to to the bone sir*

















* If this were playschool

Brembo's idea of safe sex is locking the car doors...

you own Gigli.

brembo wrote:You cut to to the bone sir*

















* If this were playschool

Hey don't bring up the other places you offer up "a piece of this"

Noevo wrote:you own Gigli.

and Ishtar...

Noevo wrote:you own Gigli.

Huh?


Wait, you live in SD. Shut the **** up.

brembo wrote:Huh?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299930/

brembo wrote: Wait, you live in SD. Shut the **** up.

Find it on a map, I dare you. No, no, not the little rubber piece puzzle one you just finished, a real map

ignant cracka!

triniwasp wrote:ignant cracka!

ouch, a little too close to the truth just for fun don't ya think?

I know what Gigli is. You excuse for a human. Cripes.


Also all you northwestern retards can quit gang bangin me now. Have yer hivemind *humboldt* (aka flaming retard) speak for you. Geez.

brembo wrote:I know what Gigli is. You excuse for a human. Cripes.


Also all you northwestern retards can quit gang bangin me now. Have yer hivemind *humboldt* (aka flaming retard) speak for you. Geez.

truck stop closed for the night or did they close your favorite rest stop?

Noevo wrote:truck stop closed for the night or did they close your favorite rest stop?

Rolled up and saw a sign:

"glory hole closed, toliets backed up"

I left a shell of a man.

*sigh*

brembo wrote:Rolled up and saw a sign:

"glory hole closed, toliets backed up"

I left a shell of a man.

*sigh*

YOU JUST LEFT KEN THERE?

Given the title of this thread I thought it'd be about your ass.

Humboldt wrote:Given the title of this thread I thought it'd be about your ass.

It would be a very small thread then.

brembo wrote:

Also all you northwestern retards can quit gang bangin me now. Have yer hivemind *humboldt* (aka flaming retard) speak for you. Geez.

Hey!
I resemble that statement.

Jim wrote:It would be a very small thread then.

Given the traffic you could drive a mack truck up his ass.

I choose to be a spectator as most of my day consists of brembonic slanders.

deernutz if ya really want to catchup on abuse i suggest you checkout

http://forums.speedguide.net/group.php?groupid=1

and then maybe this for desert https://www.speedguide.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=239487

k I'm spent

I heard you sued the writers of Brokeback Mountain because you thought it was an unauthorized biography of your life.

To be honest... its really not that much fun when you want it... Ya Appalachian American

who insults someone's dog?

STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM

(check all boxes that apply)

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person [ ] Shoko Asahara


I took exception to your recent:

[ ] Email
[ ] Post to ________ newsgroup
[ ] Broadcast
[ ] Letter
[ ] Book
[ ] Lecture
[ ] Phone call
[ ] Advertisement
[ ] Schematic
[ ] Telepathic message
[ ] Existence



It was (check all that apply):

[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Microsoftian
[ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought you may be capable of.



Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed.
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line.
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup.
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others.
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others.
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group.
[ ] You don't know which group to post in.
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] What you posted has been done before.
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply.
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread.
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread.
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it.
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam.
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in misc.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait.
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll.
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll.
[ ] You said "me too" to something.
[ ] You make no sense.
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful.
[ ] You must live in a skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad.
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme.
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal.
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL.
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80.
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.


I recommend that you:

[ ] Get a clue.
[ ] Get a life.
[ ] Go away.
[ ] Grow up.
[ ] Never post again.
[ ] Read every newsgroup you crossposted to for a week.
[ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life.
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life.
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it.
[ ] Have your medication adjusted.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor.
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in.
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself.
[ ] Actually post something relevant.
[ ] Read the FAQ.
[ ] stick to AOL chat rooms and come back when you've grown up.
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup.
[ ] consume excrement.
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire.
[ ] Post your tests to misc.test.
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on.
[ ] Don't post until you have a vague idea what you're doing.


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the Internet.
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[X] You are so clueless that I didn't bother filling in this form.

Good one Lefty!

Second class citizen.