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Banging Turtles!
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:09 pm
by Prey521
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:17 pm
by Rivas
Prey its normal, same thing is doing my male, when he is trying to mount the female.Worst case scenario is when he doesnt put it where it belongs, then i have to clean up the sperms because its all over enclosure
They are banging them because they need them to get into right position, most of the time the female is trying to run but he always catches her and after awhile she is so tired she just give up
Note: They are not turtles, they are tortoises.Turtle lives in water/land, to bask, tortoise only on land.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:22 pm
by Prey521
LMAO! You have to clean up jizz!
You should work at .99 cent peeps shows
Note: They are not turtles, they are tortoises.Turtle lives in water/land, to bask, tortoise only on land.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:24 pm
by Rivas
There is posibility they were both males 
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:31 pm
by Shagster
HAA, that is hilarious, turtles know how to get down and dirty!
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:31 pm
by Zilog B
YOS please post that gif with the guy going through the door
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:32 pm
by Rivas
Shagster wrote:HAA, that is hilarious, turtles know how to get down and dirty!
They are tortoises
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:33 pm
by Prey521
rivas wrote:They are tortoises
Same chit
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:39 pm
by David
Prey521 wrote:Same chit
Mexican, Puerto Rican, same chit. One if by land, two if by sea.
(j/k)
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:43 pm
by Prey521
We're taller and better looking though, other than that, yeah, same chit
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:45 pm
by David
Prey521 wrote:
We're taller and better looking though, other than that, yeah, same chit
Eh, that is your Dominican half talkin'
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:47 pm
by Prey521
Dominican/PR, same chit, different accent
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:50 pm
by David
Prey521 wrote:Dominican/PR, same chit, different accent
Darker color, machismo, cleaner Spanish, better at beisbol, shares an island with Frenchies
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:57 pm
by Rivas
Hell_Yes wrote:Darker color, machismo, cleaner Spanish, better at beisbol, shares an island with Frenchies
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:25 pm
by Prey521
Hell_Yes wrote:Darker color, machismo, cleaner Spanish, better at beisbol, shares an island with Frenchies
Sharing the island with Frenchies negates all other advantages......and I would hope that they're better at baseball, there's nothing else to do there
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:44 pm
by Lefty
Hell_Yes wrote:Mexican, Puerto Rican, same chit. One if by land, two if by sea.
(j/k)
OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:08 pm
by Zerohero
For those that dont know, that was just a male vs male dominance thing.
Funny vid though
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:08 pm
by David
Lefty wrote:OH NO YOU DIDN'T
No offense intended. If taken, then you have my profound and profuse apologies.
david
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:56 pm
by Lefty
Hell_Yes wrote:No offense intended. If taken, then you have my profound and profuse apologies.
david
No offense taken, I was doing my friend from NYC Laquitia imitation.
I was laughing as I wrote it, sorry I left out one smiley at the end.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:04 pm
by Rivas
Zerohero wrote:For those that dont know, that was just a male vs male dominance thing.
Funny vid though
You cant say that for sure, you didnt see their tails.
When mating season comes male will try to mount whatever moves.
Dominance thing is happening when female is around and i didnt see any.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:07 pm
by Prey521
rivas wrote:When mating season comes male will try to mount whatever moves.
Ah, no wonder you keep turtles around, you sick bastard
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:12 pm
by Rivas
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:16 pm
by YARDofSTUF
So you have herpes and like turles mounting and banging against you?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:17 pm
by Rivas
YARDofSTUF wrote:So you have herpes and like turles mounting and banging against you?
I dont have turtles.
Herpes ? Lemme check my balls
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:18 pm
by YARDofSTUF
rivas wrote:I dont have turtles.
You have turtles
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:26 pm
by Rivas
YARDofSTUF wrote:You have turtles
Different corners of the English speaking world use the names turtle, tortoise and terrapin in contradictory ways.
Originally, the word turtle meant sea turtles only.Freshwater turtles were terrapins, and they heavy footed land based relatives were tortoises.
It's still being used.
I do not have turtles or terrapins, i do have tortoises and thats something completely different.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:46 pm
by YARDofSTUF
rivas wrote:Different corners of the English speaking world use the names turtle, tortoise and terrapin in contradictory ways.
Originally, the word turtle meant sea turtles only.Freshwater turtles were terrapins, and they heavy footed land based relatives were tortoises.
It's still being used.
I do not have turtles or terrapins, i do have tortoises and thats something completely different.
If it has a shell, four legs, tail, and smacks its bitches(like in the video) its a turtle
In the YoS dictionary there is only 1 word for them.
... You have turtles.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:48 pm
by fastchevy
YARDofSTUF wrote:....smacks its bitches.....
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:54 pm
by Rivas
YARDofSTUF wrote:If it has a shell, four legs, tail, and smacks its bitches(like in the video) its a turtle
In the YoS dictionary there is only 1 word for them.
... You have turtles.
I have tortoises
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:56 pm
by YARDofSTUF
rivas wrote:
I have tortoises
I'm sorry for your loss.
You have turtles.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:01 pm
by Prey521
YARDofSTUF wrote:I'm sorry for your loss.
You have turtles.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:03 pm
by Zilog B
Anybody tried those new fruity cheerios yet? My kid likes 'em.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:04 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Zilog B wrote:Anybody tried those new fruity cheerios yet? My kid likes 'em.
Are they made out of turtle meat?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:05 pm
by Zilog B
YARDofSTUF wrote:Are they made out of turtle meat?
Just the red ones
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:15 pm
by David
Q: Where would you find a turtle without any legs?
A: Right where you left him!
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:16 pm
by David
YARDofSTUF wrote:Are they made out of turtle meat?
Like Gamera!
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:16 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Hell_Yes wrote:Q: Where would you find a turtle without any legs?
A: Right where you left him!
Unless you left him on a steep incline.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:18 pm
by David
YARDofSTUF wrote:Unless you left him on a steep incline.
Well, you would need a railroad spike to keep him in place.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:09 am
by YeOldeStonecat
at the railroad spike
Dang Prey...you're like...REALLY bored without some semblance of work huh? Watching slo-mo wild kingdom porn?
Or practicing to replace that crunchy guy who films the "Caught in the Moment" stuff for animal planet or discovery or whatever.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:21 am
by Izzo
Funny Vid
I musta bought my dictionary at teh same place as YoS..pssst.....T U R T L E!
Cleaning up after Turtle sechs
Nope...haven't tried the frooty cheerios yet..are they cheaper than froot loops ?