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Should I be scared or flattered?

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:06 pm
by Immortal
Okay, this just happened to me at the gym today. After a good workout and a 30 min jog, I hit the showers. This is one of those open showers and there's probably a good 15-20 shower area empty.

I walked towards the far end of the shower area to take my shower so I can have a little privacy. So while I was showering and washing my hair... a guy walks up to the shower right next to me when there's a tonne of empty showers. I think nothing of it...

However, you know the feeling when u feel that someone is looking at u. I was trying not to look at him but with my peripherals, I saw him staring at me. Not just at me but like my privates... so I turned around and I still feel the eyes on me. I tried to ignore it but I can't after a couple of minutes. Eventually I gave him a look and he looked away but as I glanced downwards... he had an erection.

I'm like.... wtf? :wth: I'm weirded out and I just walked out to dry myself up. As soon as I turned off the shower and walked away, he started to move too. He walked into one of those shower area that has a curtain for more privacy.

As I'm finishing drying up, which took a couple of minutes, I glanced back to check where he was. He just got out of the curtained shower area and he gave me this sort of weird/satisfied look and went back to the open shower area.

I just walked quickly to my locker and changed and got the hell out of there.

Thankfully, I didn't use bar soap cos I have butter fingers.
Image

I'm showering at home from now on.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:10 pm
by thepieman
That gym must have a lot of that sort of thing going on. Seems like its a pickup place maybe.


Dude! Who's toes are those behind yours!?? OMG Did Spammy take a trip up to canada to wash your back?

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:16 pm
by downhill
Dang.....I open it up and start reading..thinking it's an Immy post and the only thing I can think of while I'm reading it is.....Brent??

Then I remembered...gym.

Dunno Immy. I'd have been the same as you....WTF..

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:27 pm
by minir
Immortal
Should I be scared or flattered?
Personally i'd be practicing my Groin Kick Immortal and using Soap on a Rope :rotfl:

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minir

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:38 pm
by downhill
Aw heck...he was just happy to see you and was extending his hand for a good shake.

He probably hadn't figured out that you don't need glasses.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:57 pm
by Randy
lotsa fags at the swimming pool!

my shower bust in my bachelor pad and so i would go to the pool to shower sometimes and thats when i realized that gays love to hang out in the chge room. This homo came up to me and said "I have seen you heree alot lately" I replied "yeah my shower is bust" he said " you can use my shower" :eek: :wth:

I later took note of the people in the room when i would go swimming and noticed alot of them looked ghey. I eventually came to the realization that if you were ghey where would you go?... the swimming pool!!! :rtfm: its like a straight guy being allowed in the womens change room! :mad: they should have a room for homos

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:10 pm
by Roody
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:19 pm
by vinnie
Was he cuet?

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:35 pm
by Immortal
vinnie wrote:Was he cuet?
Of course not! and he is an old guy.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:39 pm
by vinnie
Immortal wrote:Of course not! and he is an old guy.
That's kind of gross then :(

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:44 pm
by Jamie_R
Roody wrote:Image
:rotfl:

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:44 pm
by hayc59
Sounds Like A Broke Back Mountain Thang!!
Good Luck and Be Happy
hehehe

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:50 pm
by Immortal
hayc59 wrote:Sounds Like A Broke Back Mountain Thang!!
Good Luck and Be Happy
hehehe
I can't quit the gym! It's not that easy...

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:57 pm
by downhill
Immortal wrote:I can't quit the gym! It's not that easy...
Not to worry....take a little bit of liquid heet in the shower with you. If it happens again, toss about half the bottle on his junk....

I'd guess nobody would bother you after that..

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:01 pm
by Immortal
downhill wrote:Not to worry....take a little bit of liquid heet in the shower with you. If it happens again, toss about half the bottle on his junk....

I'd guess nobody would bother you after that..
or maybe he's into that. U never know...

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:03 pm
by downhill
Immortal wrote:or maybe he's into that. U never know...
Oh man....I couldn't imagine! LOL


I'd say that you probably should have turned him in.

Maybe he has a "condition". LOL

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:20 pm
by Immortal
downhill wrote:Oh man....I couldn't imagine! LOL


I'd say that you probably should have turned him in.

Maybe he has a "condition". LOL
He probably caught the disease called Immyitus. He just has the hots for me.

Too bad this disease can only be spread to males.

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:03 am
by RoscoPColtrane
YOu shoulda punched him in the face and then kicked him in the nuts when he was on the ground.....

Even the coming over there when there was empty space is against the guy code.....


f'in ***.... :(

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:44 am
by Prey521
RoscoPColtrane wrote:YOu shoulda punched him in the face and then kicked him in the nuts when he was on the ground.....

Even the coming over there when there was empty space is against the guy code.....


f'in ***.... :(
Ya, I remember when I was in HS and I played football. We'd go to a local gym...one time I made the mistake of actually using the shower in the gym, UGH, no thanks, nothing like seeing some Incredble Hulk lookin fruitcakes yappin it up in the shower........

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:48 am
by YARDofSTUF
Should I be scared or flattered"
Try both and stick with the one that feels better

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:50 am
by Gixxer
don't be flattered ... it doesn't count if they are the same sex ... you should have flipped his wang with your wet towel

if he wants to hang out with his wang out and rock out with his c**k out that is his choice but don't fall into the trap :eek:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:23 am
by Immortal
RoscoPColtrane wrote:Even the coming over there when there was empty space is against the guy code.....
Yah, I know. I have a usual spot where I usually shower but if it's taken, I take the area that's not occupied.

I probably could've taken him but I just don't wanna get into a fight when I'm naked and the other guy has a hard on. I might slip on the wet service and knock myself out and who knows what'll happen.... :eek:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:13 am
by CableDude
:wth:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:44 am
by knightmare
Immortal wrote:Yah, I know. I have a usual spot where I usually shower but if it's taken, I take the area that's not occupied.

I probably could've taken him but I just don't wanna get into a fight when I'm naked and the other guy has a hard on. I might slip on the wet service and knock myself out and who knows what'll happen.... :eek:
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:26 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
:rotfl:
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:eek:


:rotfl:

//catches breath

:rotfl: :rotfl:

:wth:


:rotfl:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:53 pm
by Sarahnn
downhill wrote:Oh man....I couldn't imagine! LOL


I'd say that you probably turned him on.
*fixed

Downhill!!! Shame on yas!!!!

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:55 pm
by Sarahnn
Immortal wrote:
I probably could've taken him but I just don't wanna get into a fight when I'm naked and the other guy has a hard on. :
Yeah, and if he's well endowed, you might not even be able to get close enough to hit him anyway. :eek:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:27 pm
by knightmare
Sarahnn wrote:Yeah, and if he's well endowed, you might not even be able to get close enough to hit him anyway. :eek:

Maybe you should have shocked him by doing a Star Wars, "Jedi Knight" imitation, and sword fought him..?

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:22 pm
by Meggie
Immortal wrote:Yah, I know. I have a usual spot where I usually shower but if it's taken, I take the area that's not occupied.

I probably could've taken him but I just don't wanna get into a fight when I'm naked and the other guy has a hard on. I might slip on the wet service and knock myself out and who knows what'll happen.... :eek:
sounds like a gay porno to mee

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:07 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
:wth:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:23 pm
by Roody
Man, this thread really does have a Image feel to it. :eek:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:52 pm
by RoscoPColtrane
Immortal wrote:Yah, I know. I have a usual spot where I usually shower but if it's taken, I take the area that's not occupied.

I probably could've taken him but I just don't wanna get into a fight when I'm naked and the other guy has a hard on. I might slip on the wet service and knock myself out and who knows what'll happen.... :eek:

LMAO, thats nasty. I think id end up having to off myself if that happened, never be able to look in the mirror again... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:54 pm
by CableDude
:wth:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:56 pm
by cyberskye
GSXR 750 wrote: ... it doesn't count if they are the same sex ... you should have flipped his wang with your wet towel
Now that sounds gay...wet towel fight would probably not be the best way to discourage. I think that's the equiv of a pillow fight amongst the ladies :wth:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:57 pm
by cyberskye
Meggie wrote:sounds like a gay porno to mee
Go AIRBORNE!

Oops - wrong thread.

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:19 pm
by Immortal
Meggie wrote:sounds like a gay porno to mee
You'd know what a gay porno sounds like because.....

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:28 pm
by cyberskye
Meggie wrote: sounds like a gay porno to mee
Immortal wrote: You'd know what a gay porno sounds like because.....
[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060225/us_ ... ilitary_dc]

Be! All that you can be!
In a gay porrrrrrrn moooooovie

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:32 pm
by CableDude
:wth:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:38 pm
by Prey521
cyberskye wrote:[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060225/us_ ... ilitary_dc]

Be! All that you can be!
In a gay porrrrrrrn moooooovie
Ewwwwww, that's nasty!!! :vomit:

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:06 pm
by Immortal
cyberskye wrote:[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060225/us_ ... ilitary_dc]

Be! All that you can be!
In a gay porrrrrrrn moooooovie
I was going to go on a sky diving trip but now I'm scared to go in tandem.

I know what these sick bastards are thinking! U know when u get scared, u get all tense.... they like it tight.