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Interesting Ghost story

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:08 pm
by Ghosthunter
A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture of the supernatural.To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, "Shiiii+! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."

Hope you enjoy it =)

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:10 pm
by Jamie_R
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

paging Maddoc ....

:D

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:23 pm
by Lefty
Jamie_R wrote: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

paging Maddoc ....

:D
Image

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:42 pm
by Spammy
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Lefty wrote:Image

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:04 pm
by AceFireball
waste of 45 secs :(

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:17 pm
by thepieman
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:39 pm
by Ghosthunter
AceFireball wrote:waste of 45 secs :(

damn 45 sec..you slow reader..lol

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:25 pm
by Croc
Lefty wrote:Image
:rotfl:

Dolly is a vegetable?? :eek:

Croc.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:58 pm
by p2ii
Croc wrote: :rotfl:

Dolly is a vegetable?? :eek:

Croc.

One too many cauliflowers eh? :D

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:05 pm
by Croc
p2ii wrote:One too many cauliflowers eh? :D
:nod: :rotfl:
Hope Doc knows.

..... and she's lost that nervous twitch too, bless her. :D


Croc.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:28 pm
by p2ii
Croc wrote: :nod: :rotfl:
Hope Doc knows.

..... and she's lost that nervous twitch too, bless her. :D


Croc.


She gets nervous when he walks up from behind!

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:40 pm
by AceFireball
Ghosthunter wrote:damn 45 sec..you slow reader..lol
:rotfl: I didnt actually time it

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:37 pm
by MadDoctor
:thumb: