Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:02 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:04 pm
Izzo wrote:
Brandy with dinner?
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:21 pm
Hell_Yes wrote:
Brandy with dinner?
She always wants the lobster
wash or warsh ?
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:22 pm
Izzo wrote:She always wants the lobster
wash or warsh ?
It's Worsh.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:34 pm
to see if Yardy was home.chimdogger wrote:It's Worsh.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What does Ken's tatoo say.
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:55 pm
A: I'm a sucker for punishment, beat me bad boyLefty wrote:to see if Yardy was home.
What does Ken's tatoo say.
Q: What if Lefty was a righty?
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:56 pm
impossible, Lefty is a wrongy...Chris wrote:A: I'm a sucker for punishment, beat me bad boy
Q: What if Lefty was a righty?
Why do we take a pee and not leave one?
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:14 pm
Ken, real men don't pee unless they've been drinking wine coolers. Sorry to be the one to tell you.Ken wrote:impossible, Lefty is a wrongy...
Why do we take a pee and not leave one?
Why does beer make you fat?
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:31 pm
A: Cause Teirney has to get up and get them, I get no excersize.Humboldt wrote:Ken, real men don't pee unless they've been drinking wine coolers. Sorry to be the one to tell you.
Why does beer make you fat?
Q: how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:38 pm
A: no more than a handfull.
Q: Why is there air?
Q: Why is there air?
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:06 pm
So women can talk on the phone.Croc wrote:A: no more than a handfull.
Q: Why is there air?
Why does beer in a green bottle taste better than a beer in a clear bottle?
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:19 pm
A: Because men are from marsHumboldt wrote:So women can talk on the phone.
Why does beer in a green bottle taste better than a beer in a clear bottle?
Q: How many licks to get tot the middle of a tootsie roll pop?
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:49 pm
43.Chris wrote:A: Because men are from mars
Q: How many licks to get tot the middle of a tootsie roll pop?
Why does Ken's breath always smell like condoms?
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:04 am
A. He's "Inspector 58" in quality assurance at the local condom company.Humboldt wrote:43.
Why does Ken's breath always smell like condoms?
Q. Why did the dozers of Fraggle Rock use radishes?
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:35 pm
Doozers grind radishes into dust to build all their structuresthechemgeek wrote:A. He's "Inspector 58" in quality assurance at the local condom company.
Q. Why did the dozers of Fraggle Rock use radishes?
MaryAnn or Ginger?
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:39 pm
A: Mary Ann of courseLefty wrote:Doozers grind radishes into dust to build all their structures
MaryAnn or Ginger?
Q: What kind and year of car was in Joes Garage?
And what was wrong with it?
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:02 am
54 Dodge with a mashed up door.Chris wrote:A: Mary Ann of course
Q: What kind and year of car was in Joes Garage?
And what was wrong with it?
Why is Wensday HUMP Day???
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:32 am
Because Wednesday got tired of Wensday mounting its leg.Lefty wrote:54 Dodge with a mashed up door.
Why is Wensday HUMP Day???
How many raisins are in a box of raisin bran?