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MadDoctor wrote:*a picture will sometimes get you where words won't*

1) chicks
2) thread crap

Mmmmm....that's a fine group.

Hey! Why's my dlck orange?

I always thought girl scout cookies were made out of girl scouts,

now I know for sure !

to be blunt, there are some insulting people on this board, but none, in my estimation, that are evil. have they done and continue to do bad things sometimes, yes, true evil, or just plain evil, no.

David wrote:The Devil is no threat match for a doctor with a god complex.

How about God with a dentists complex?

The Devil wrote:Ah yes, doctors. Interesting creatures. So helpful to others, for a hefty price of course. And the whole God Complex thing, where do they get that? I must have missed the part in The Bible where it says, "Thou shalt help thy neighbor - if he can afford it."

Since they do Good, I don't often have them as customers. But rumor has it that God makes them clean toilets for a while, upon arrival, just to make clear the pecking order.

No one gives it away, everything has some price, from the firm to the sublime.

The god complex is an extrapolation of snatching doomed lives from the jaws of death.... correcting some of the Almighty's mistakes... delaying the inevitable.... serving as the snooze bar for the grim reaper.

blebs wrote:How about G-d with a dentists complex?

Sadly, G-d always seems to be in the minority.

I'd rather eat chit then ride a Harley Davidson.

blebs wrote:I'd rather eat chit then ride a Harley Davidson.

blebs wrote:I'd rather eat chit then ride a Harley Davidson.

You might say that in jest, it is however as true as true can be for me.

brembo wrote:You might say that in jest, it is however as true as true can be for me.

You guys obviously haven't seen Harley since she has grown up and had her braces removed! Filled out quite nicely, I might add! Me likes to ride Harley!

Ken wrote:You guys obviously haven't seen Harley since she has grown up and had her braces removed! Filled out quite nicely, I might add! Me likes to ride Harley!

i haven't seen her at all. maybe you could help us out with a pic?

Lucy,

Trolling for friends again I see. Let me give you some advice. The reason I put everyone here naked... I wasn't trying to be cute. It's just that with clothes there's right away pockets, and pockets, you gotta put something in 'em.

Your father,

G-

let the battle begin.

If I start a Holy Empire will that make me elegible?

.

The Devil wrote:Yes, but I've seen YOU all along. Anything you'd like to confess?

nope... because if you have seen me, then you know that i offer a quality product.

The Devil wrote:Mmmmm....that's a fine group.

Hey! Why's my dlck orange?

Stop eating Doritos and well you know touching your anaconda of love. I should be your sidekick because I make you look like a pansy

Anna

Annalysa wrote:touching your anaconda of love.

*Suck-up*


looks down at limp orange gummy bear

If you saw my rap sheet you would want to be my sidekick!

Lefty wrote:If you saw my rap sheet you would want to be my sidekick!

THE_ALMIGHTY wrote:Lucy,

Trolling for friends again I see. Let me give you some advice. The reason I put everyone here naked... I wasn't trying to be cute. It's just that with clothes there's right away pockets, and pockets, you gotta put something in 'em.

Your father,

G-

Oh no, it's YOU.

Without me, you'd be just another empty option in the thoughts of the Afterlife.

What good is...well...Good, if there's nothing to compare it to? Even the East speaks of Yin and Yang...and balance.

So with that, time for some pie!

[MUNCH, MUNCH]

Let the interviews begin!

Bastid wrote:nope... because if you have seen me, then you know that i offer a quality product.

If by "quality product" you mean "perpetual masturbator," then yes, you offer a "quality product."

CableDude too, I might add.

Annalysa wrote:Stop eating Doritos and well you know touching your anaconda of love. I should be your sidekick because I make you look like a pansy

Anna

Well, you have the dark hair thing going on, and you can pull off the whole dark/goth look, so at least you fit the part in that regard. But I'm not yet convinced that you're evil.

Lefty wrote:If you saw my rap sheet you would want to be my sidekick!

You're a contender. Let the interviews begin with you.

So tell me, why do you want to work here? [WIDE SWEEPING ARM GESTURE]

That's right.....make them beg.

The Devil wrote:You're a contender. Let the interviews begin with you.

So tell me, why do you want to work here? [WIDE SWEEPING ARM GESTURE]

* opens door for interview spots Lefty on his knees. steps back and slowly closes door as it latches quietly*

10 seconds later Huge bursting laughter from applicants in reception room.

The Devil wrote:If by "quality product" you mean "perpetual masturbator," then yes, you offer a "quality product."

.

lol I wish... f only i had the time.... you must have me confused with someone else heh

If I were the Devil I'd look to turn a gentle angel like Tinker into a foul mouthed hooligan or a tree huggin stoner like myself into a republican. Do that to a soul and you truly have a sidekick! After all you've created or even designed the monster you desire! You don't know sh it Devil!!! lol

Or just take Brent with ya and color his eyes in red. heheheh :-p

RoundEye wrote:

mmmm....coke and hookers...sssssssssh don't tell the others...

Bastid wrote:lol I wish... f only i had the time.... you must have me confused with someone else heh

So...you don't have the time, huh? (As you post the above at 12:17 a.m.)

Don't even try.

But you do get points for the lie/denial.

sito wrote:If I were the Devil I'd look to turn a gentle angel like Tinker into a foul mouthed hooligan or a tree huggin stoner like myself into a republican. Do that to a soul and you truly have a sidekick! After all you've created or even designed the monster you desire! You don't know sh it Devil!!! lol

Or just take Brent with ya and color his eyes in red. heheheh :-p

Tinker is beyond even MY reach. God's watching her too closely.

With you, I don't even need to do anything, you're well on your way to taking the Hell Express, you commie pinko.

But Brent...now THERE'S an idea! He puts up a good front but there's so much he does behind closed doors...his porn collection alone could kill 20 men. I won't even get into his "loving" relationship with his sister, whom he secretly calls "sugar puss."

The Devil wrote:I won't even get into his "loving" relationship with his sister, whom he secretly calls "sugar puss."

That's sick!!!!!

*faps to picture of father*

The Devil wrote:

But Brent...now THERE'S an idea! He puts up a good front but there's so much he does behind closed doors...his porn collection alone could kill 20 men. I won't even get into his "loving" relationship with his sister, whom he secretly calls "sugar puss."

it doesn't get any better!

The Devil wrote:So...you don't have the time, huh? (As you post the above at 12:17 a.m.)

Don't even try.

But you do get points for the lie/denial.

I am not in denial!

A Devil's side kick doesn't do interviews! Either I got it or I don't. How ever you decide, your needs will be filled.

Lefty wrote:....A Devil's side kick doesn't do interviews!...

Eacxtly!

If he hasn’t heard about some of my antics by now be can put his head between his legs and take his temperature rectally with one (or both) of his horns.

…..and they wouldn’t print the shirt I really wanted!

I rather be smoking crack off a dead hookers ass.

The Devil wrote:Tinker is beyond even MY reach. ."

neg rep points for bowing down to the almighty. weakazz.