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Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:52 pm**

TonyT wrote:only for the faint hearted.

Why does anyone live in Arkansas?

Real men scare sheep.

Does this make my ass look big?

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:53 pm**

cyberskye wrote:Real men scare sheep.

Does this make my ass look big?

Of course not, you look gorgeous, in a Jurassic way...

Which came first the chicken or Lefty?

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:59 pm**

Ken wrote:Of course not, you look gorgeous, in a Jurassic way...

Which came first the chicken or Lefty?

Lefty came first. Sexual stamina is not in his bag of tricks.

What are the winning lotto numbers for tonight?

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:47 pm**

MadDoctor wrote:Lefty came first. Sexual stamina is not in his bag of tricks.

What are the winning lotto numbers for tonight?

the ones on my ticket!

If a man buys a lotto ticket & wins a million bucks, do people in France eat more cheese?

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:35 pm**

TonyT wrote:the ones on my ticket!

If a man buys a lotto ticket & wins a million bucks, do people in France eat more cheese?

Slender women will find themselves at a disadvantage in both fashion and social matters. Large, muscular women will easily defeat them in a futuristic battle arena for the right to mate with me

What has 3 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and sits down to pee at night?

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:14 pm**

cyberskye wrote:Slender women will find themselves at a disadvantage in both fashion and social matters. Large, muscular women will easily defeat them in a futuristic battle arena for the right to mate with me

What has 3 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and sits down to pee at night?

Ken (that was easy)

Why does brembo like to be on the bottom?

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:20 pm**

MadDoctor wrote:Ken (that was easy)

Why does brembo like to be on the bottom?

cause its the only way to dig yourself out.

Q:

Who is the dominant one in the relationship, Ken or MadDoctor?

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:29 pm**

Lefty wrote:
Q:

Who is the dominant one in the relationship, Ken or MadDoctor?

A: Neither

Q: Should I do laundry tonight?

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:59 pm**

YeOldeStonecat wrote:A: Neither

Q: Should I do laundry tonight?

A: Like you've EVER popped the washing cherry

Q: what goes *boing - wing - flop*

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:28 am**

MadDoctor wrote:A: Like you've EVER popped the washing cherry

Q: what goes *boing - wing - flop*

A - Me at a strip bar after 4 beers. After 6 you get a *thud* , too

Q - Is everthing really better with Miracle Whip?

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:07 am**

cyberskye wrote:Q - Is everthing really better with Miracle Whip?

A: Only one way to answer that question and this aint it

Q: Why do corduroy pants smell so good?

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:45 am**

64bit wrote:Q: Why do corduroy pants smell so good?

A: Captures the scent from the lap dancers

Q: Just how long is Donald Trumps spiral wrap of hair?

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:29 am**

Why do they say douchebag when douche only comes in bottle form?

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:23 pm**

messiah wrote:Why do they say douchebag when douche only comes in bottle form?

I'm sorry your answers must be in the form of an answer before asking the question (in the form of a question).

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:06 pm**

messiah wrote:Why do they say douchebag when douche only comes in bottle form?

This is why...

http://narang.com/instructions/douchebagset.html

Are exposed butt cracks sexy?

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:12 pm**

Teirney wrote:This is why...

http://narang.com/instructions/douchebagset.html

Are exposed butt cracks sexy?

Only if you are a plumber... (named Mark!

)

Does crack kill?

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:41 pm**

Ken wrote:Only if you are a plumber... (named Mark! )

Does crack kill?

No, It only breaks your mother's back when stepped on.

Why do fools fall in love?

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:21 pm**

Teirney wrote:No, It only breaks your mother's back when stepped on.

Why do fools fall in love?

A: Because they don't have money to "buy" love

B: Do you need a date this weekend?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:41 pm**

A: Nah, got one
Q: Why does it rain in Spain?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:55 pm**

Because they rhyme.

Who are these two guys?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:01 pm**

A: Thats John and Cleese
Why do they put that pointy applicator on a tube of Pre H ?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:06 pm**

So you can get it up your nose easier.

Why does it burn so bad when I pee?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:09 pm**

A: Stop peeing on the Branding Iron

Q: IS trouser trout A GOOD CATCH, and do they go good in a beer batter?

EDIT:
NEW QUESTION: Why won't maddoc answer the old one?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:17 pm**

I’ll wait for Ken to answer that one.

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:20 pm**

Chris wrote:Q: IS trouser trout A GOOD CATCH, and do they go good in a beer batter?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:26 pm**

Lefty wrote:

I agree. That question can only be answered by Brent. That is to say, it might be a thread killer.

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:29 pm**

MadDoctor wrote:I agree. That question can only be answered by Brent. That is to say, it might be a thread killer.

New question....see above

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:03 pm**

Chris wrote: Q: IS trouser trout A GOOD CATCH, and do they go good in a beer batter?

Not in your fly, they ain't. You'll need the beer to drown your sorrows.

Q: For breakfast, coffee, tea or percocet?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:21 pm**

Hell_Yes wrote:Q: For breakfast, coffee, tea or percocet?

percocet (without a doubt).

Implants or falsies?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:25 pm**

MadDoctor wrote:percocet (without a doubt).

Implants or falsies?

Implants for breasts, falsies for penises.

Pie, banana cream or hair?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:06 am**

Hell_Yes wrote:
Pie, banana cream or hair?

Brembo's choices for sexual friction.

How cheap is trini's mom?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:24 am**

Humboldt wrote:Brembo's choices for sexual friction.

How cheap is trini's mom?

Just a penny will get you an around the world.

What is sexual fricion?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:59 am**

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Just a penny will get you an around the world.

What is sexual fricion?

something my wife has never experienced.

what is sexual friction?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:12 pm**

MadDoctor wrote:something my wife has never experienced.

what is sexual friction?

Something my ex-wife has never experiened.

what is sexual friction?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:26 pm**

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:what is sexual friction?

It is what happens when you use sand instead of KY.

Why does Porfirio belong to a homoerotic weightlifting forum?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:31 pm**

Hell_Yes wrote:It is what happens when you use sand instead of KY.

Why does Porfirio belong to a homoerotic weightlifting forum?

Cause they wouldn't let him in the gym. His butt was too distracting.

Where the hell is Ken?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:40 pm**

Humboldt wrote:Cause they wouldn't let him in the gym. His butt was too distracting.

Where the hell is Ken?

He was outsourced to India

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when leaving the shower but has nothing on below the waist normally?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:23 pm**

Izzo wrote:Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when leaving the shower but has nothing on below the waist normally?

Soap soaked feathers exhibit a ducky ding-a-ling.

Candy for breakfast?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:28 pm**

Hell_Yes wrote:Soap soaked feathers exhibit a ducky ding-a-ling.

Candy for breakfast?

Only if she's a redhead

Should I stay.....or should I go now?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:48 pm**

Izzo wrote:Only if she's a redhead

Should I stay.....or should I go now?

Hey!!!
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